Why Haven't I Figured This Out Before?

Here is an email I love:

Don't know WHY I didn't figure this out before!!!!!

I wash my hair in the shower and the shampoo runs down over my whole body.

Printed very clearly on the label is the following warning:

"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."

No WONDER I have been gaining weight!!!

Well, I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dish Washing Liquid instead.

Its label reads,
"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem solved!
If I don't answer the phone...........I'll be in the shower!